I was walking down my street and a guy yelled “HEY HOOCHIE MAMA WORK THAT SKIRT” so I flicked him off and continued to walk and HE THREW A FUCKING BEER AT ME
I move back to Richmond tomorrow. Am I packed?
Will I pack last minute and forget half my things?
Never do I appreciate coming from a military family more than when I get to grocery shop at the commissary and stare at the young babe marines.